Dublin Girl Can’t Believe How Fucking Old Her Mother Looks

DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly made the stark observation that her mother looks really fucking old earlier today, WWN can exclusively reveal.

Emer had popped by her family home on the way to work this morning to ask for a €4,000 loan for a trip to Thailand she is taking with her friends at the end of May, but suddenly began to notice how haggard her mother looked after she had been denied the money.

“Surely you can afford that yourself after your promotion?” Emer’s mother queried as her daughter now stared through her.

Observing an array of family photos hanging in the hallway of the family home a revelation hit Emer all of a sudden.

“God, it’s amazing how aunt Karen hasn’t aged a day since her wedding, isn’t it?” Emer said changing the subject entirely as her mother looked on in confusion.

“No, I just mean, you know the way your 57, and it’s like really, really obvious how old you are but looking at Karen you’d think like 35 max. It’s just funny how it goes,” Emer added, with her mother’s previous denial of a €4,000 non-binding loan seemingly long-forgotten.

So transfixed was she by her thoughts of how her mother’s face now resembled a leather bag all of a sudden, Emer could barely the exact figure of money she had just asked her mother for.

“And it’s like, I look at you and Dad, in that picture there and you totally wouldn’t think he’s 6 years older than you, I think I’ve got Dad’s genes in that respect. Like Ciara was saying the other day how she thinks she’s getting all of her Mom’s laughter lines and I said ‘LOL! Think I’m okay, I’ll still look young because I’ve got my Dad’s genes'” Emer continued musing as her mother’s confidence shrunk before her eyes.

“God, right, is that the time? I’ll be late for work,” Emer said before kissing her mother goodbye, who was now on the verge of tears.