Housemates Passive Aggressive Notes Lead To Dishwasher Stand Off

A MAJOR crisis is on the brink of occurring just outside Limerick City this evening as 3 friends spiral uncontrollably towards the destruction of their friendship. Ciara, Kate and Siobhan, tenants in a 3-bed house on Church Road, are locked in a battle which will see the first to blink filling and then emptying the… Read more »

Irish Girl Is ‘Part-time Model Now’ After Paying For Photos Of Herself

COUNTY WATERFORD young one, Kate Egan, changed her facebook work status to ‘part-time model’ now,  following a three hour photo-shoot with some polish guy with a camera, it emerged today. The previously unemployed Ms. Egan said she paid amateur photographer Thomas Babinski €50 for the portraits, which were taken at various locations across the city…. Read more »

Waterford Woman Keeps Thinking Today Is Friday

A COUNTY Waterford woman said that she keeps thinking today is Friday, and not Thursday, as it says on the universal calendar of time. Theresa Stokes claimed that she first believed it was Friday when she woke up this morning in her bed. “I was in bed this morning when I woke up thinking it… Read more »

Thousands Of People Report Water Falling From Sky

THOUSANDS of social network users took to the internet today to report large quantities of water falling from the sky, leaving many places ‘wet’ and ‘slippy’. The droplets, which experts believe may have been carried across the country by clouds, are understood to have originated from the sea, leaving many victims saturated with the substance…. Read more »

Long-Term Unemployed Woman Delighted To Have ‘Recession’ Excuse Again

LONG-TERM unemployed woman Geraldine Murphy said she was absolutely delighted Ireland had slipped back into recession again this week, stating that the social welfare department can now finally ‘get off her back’  to look for work. The 24-year-old council estate resident said she was ‘in and dated’ with letters looking for proof of job seeking… Read more »