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Kildare Man Makes Fatal Error Of Filling Up On Bread At Restaurant
TRAGEDY has once again struck Kildare man Adrian Flanaghan, as the father-of-two once again made the terrible mistake of eating ... -
Convertible Mini Coopers Just Springing Up Out Of Fucking Nowhere
MOTORISTS across the country have expressed bafflement at the sheer number of drop-top Mini Coopers that have appeared on the ... -
Small Town Clique Of Sessioners Running Out Of Friends To Sleep With
A LOCAL clique of sessioners who have spent the majority of their lives living in each other’s pockets are slowly ... -
Culchie Living In Dublin Still Finds Himself Saying Hello To Passing Strangers
A COUNTY Longford man has vowed to keep his lips sealed in future when passing people he doesn’t know on ... -
Bickering Kids Know Dad Has No Notion Of Turning The Car Around
A TRIO of young boys have decided to continue fighting and yelling at each other while on a road trip ... -
New Ginger Emojis To Be Used Primarily To Bully Gingers
CELEBRATIONS carried out by the world’s ginger community upon securing new ginger emojis have proved to be short lived after ... -
Irish Mother To Continue Reading Headlines Out Loud While Browsing Newspaper
DESPITE protests from each of her four children, an Irish mother stationed in Kilkenny has issued a statement in which ... -
Father’s Day Downgraded To Father’s Hour After Lack Of Interest
AFTER yesterday’s Father’s Day celebrations came to a close the official body responsible for the worldwide event admitted that next ... -
Man Reading The Irish Times On LUAS Hopes Somebody Notices
OBVIOUSLY intelligent man Niall Ahern spent much of his early morning commute to Dublin city centre on the LUAS with ... -
Couple Heartbroken After Receiving Invitation To Third Fucking Wedding This Year
THERE were emotional scenes at the home of a Longford couple yesterday evening after they arrived home to find the ...