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Sweating, Desperate Estate Agent Claiming Now’s The Perfect Time To Buy A Home
SORELY missing the once regular easy flow of commission on all house sales, one local estate agent clearly climbing the ... -
Police Bust Underground Hairdressing Ring
A DAWN raid by police has resulted in the dismantling of the largest illegal hairdressing ring in the country and ... -
God Announces Cutbacks As Religious Donations Plummet
THE kingdom of heaven is expected to undergo major austerity measures over the coming months as the Lord God almighty ... -
Essential Frontline Worker Worth €10.10 An Hour, Tops
DESPITE a considerable uptick in appreciation for those working in jobs evidently key to keeping daily life from disintegrating, employers ... -
Emotional Scenes As Builders Wolf-Whistle For First Time In Two Months
THERE were emotional scenes in Dublin’s inner city as several women walking to work were greeted with wolf whistles emanating ... -
Local Man Can’t Believe He’s Actually Looking Forward To Going To IKEA
“LOOK at me, I’m blubbering like a little child” sobbed Finglas man Warren Ericson, overcome with emotion at the news ... -
Ryanair To Refund Everyone In Pennies
RYANAIR chief Michael O’Leary is said to be determined to ‘have the last laugh’ when it comes to Covid-19 refunds, ... -
Massive Boom Expected For ‘Office To Let’ Sign Makers
ALTHOUGH the economic forecast for many sectors is continuing to look increasingly dire, WWN recently spoke to a local sign ... -
Man’s Hilarious Zoom Background Offers Moment Of Relief During Meeting About Impending Layoffs
THE world may be experiencing the worst pandemic in living memory while gearing up to weather an economic crash that ... -
Ireland Expected More From Millionaire Property Developer
THE nation has updated its status from ‘shocked’ to ‘profoundly disappointed’ this week after videos emerged of one of the ...