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Irish Power Stations Advised To Take Batteries Out, Roll Around In Hand To Get Another ...
ROLLING blackouts may be prevented this winter if Ireland’s power stations stick to some tried-and-trusted methods of wringing as much ... -
Zuckerberg “We Don’t Put Money Before Safety” Post Removed By Facebook Fact Checkers
TIRELESSLY working around the clock in one of the most demanding jobs in the world, independent fact checkers used by ... -
Panic As Facebook Is Successfully Brought Back Online
THERE has been significant and widespread panic throughout the world as Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram were successfully brought back online, ... -
‘Porn, Underage Drink, Loose Cigarettes, Flick Knives, Hepatitis C’: Waterford Bids A Poignant Farewell To ...
YET another iconic business in Waterford City closed its doors for the last time yesterday, prompting hundreds if not thousands ... -
“Don’t Worry, Data Centres Have Huge Back-Up Generators,” Ryan Eases Blackout Fears
MINISTER for Transport and Napping Eamon Ryan has stated that while electricity supply in Ireland will be tight over the ... -
Everything Is All Under Control, Insists Burning Johnson
SPEAKING from outside a smoke-filled Number 10 this morning, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has insisted that ‘everything is all ... -
Stay Warm This Winter By Burning Leaflets From Politicians Promising They’ll Sort Everything
SAVVY householders may be able to escape savage energy price hikes if they had the foresight to keep the easily ... -
Poll: What Alternative Names Should We Give To Innocent ‘Vulture Funds’?
AS PROPERTY investors at the Irish Council for Social Housing said they find the term ‘vulture funds’ offensive, it is ... -
How I Spend My Money: A Housing Developer Surviving On State Handouts Of Just €195k ...
WELCOME to How I Spend My Money, a totally original series on WWN that looks at what people in Ireland ... -
Employees Delighted To Add 20 Hours Of Commuting Back To Working Week
TENS of thousands of Irish workers are currently trying to convince themselves that it’s nice to have a bit of ...
