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Children’s Hospital Developer Revealed To Be Cigar-Smoking Cartoon Weasel
THE head of the company tasked with building the National Children’s Hospital has been revealed to be none other than ... -
World’s Financial Institutions Unsure Exactly How They’re Going To Make Poorest Pay For All Of ...
THE WORLD’S financial institutions, in conjunction with world leaders, have reassured the public that while they don’t know exactly how ... -
People Urged To Leave Valuables In Shed To Keep Burglars Ticking Over
DECIMATED by the coronavirus lockdown, the nation’s career criminals have come out in force to ask the general public if ... -
Spoiled Millennials Get Ready For Second Recession Of Their Lifetime
THE pampered and spoiled snowflake generation of Ireland is stocking up on avocados and poetry recitals ahead of their next ... -
Man Makes Sure To Set Up Laptop In Front Of Bookcase Ahead Of Skype Meeting
WATERFORD self-isolator Derek Smithlan is ‘all set’ for his work-from-home Skype meeting with the rest of his team, having spent ... -
Irish Drugs Cartel Announce Heroin Stimulus Package Amid Covid-19 Crisis
FOLLOWING the announcement that all restrictions due to the covid-19 crisis are to continue until the 19th of April, the ... -
Cost Of Petrol Annoyingly Low
WITH the country on the verge of a total lockdown and all but essential travel reduced to an absolute minimum, ... -
Finally! First Chinese Kids Return To Work In Apple Factories
THOSE searching for good news in these uncertain times should get a bit of relief from the news coming out ... -
“Wait, We Have THREE Of Them?”: Behind The Scenes Of Parents Working From Home
IN MANY COUNTRIES around the world people are being asked, advised and forced to work from home, and for some ... -
Here’s An Overly Dramatic Account Of The Ongoing Stock Market Massacre
IF you think the Coronavirus is frightening, you haven’t seen anything yet; this week, the stock market took a knife ...