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McIlroy Given Freedom To Drive Irish Roads In Golf Cart After Irish Open Win
RORY MCILROY ISN’T just taking home €850,000 and a nice trophy for winning the Irish Open yesterday, as WWN can ... -
“My Followers Will Hear About This” Still Quickest Way To Get Kicked Out Of Restaurant
AN ANNUAL report into the dining habits of the nation has revealed that urging an establishment to give you preferential ... -
Woman In Big Autumn Coat Drinking Coffee Thinks She’s In A Fucking Hallmark Movie
CONCERN has been expressed for a Dublin woman who spends her days taking strolls in scenic locations, coffee in hand ... -
Man Who Made Clothes You Can’t Afford Dies
GIORGIO ARMANI, famous the world over with people who have never been able to afford his extortionately priced clothes, has ... -
Local Woman Going To Wait ‘Til Housemates Leave House To Watch ‘Wuthering Heights’ Trailer
EXPRESSING a desire to watch the trailer for the Jacob Elordi starring Wuthering Heights in a private, quiet setting for ... -
Could Using Free Travel For U-9s To Send Your Kids On Round Trips All Day ...
WITH FREE fares on public transport being extended to children between the ages of 5 and 8, parents feeling the ... -
This Complete Eejit Was Banned From Using Social Media, What Happened Next No One Expected
ORDERED BY a judge to remain entirely offline after being accused of harassing a number of people in a racially ... -
Dublin Councils Considering Property Tax Charge For Stationary M50 Motorists
MOTORISTS stuck on the M50 could soon be charged property tax under a new proposal put forward by the four ... -
Microphone Waving Media Burst Through Local Man’s Front Window After He Jokes To Wife ‘Maybe ...
“WHAT ARE YOUR POLITICS? Define progressive? Has this always been an open marriage? Is the triple lock your favourite sex ...
