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Met Éireann Fined 200 Days Of Bad Weather For Issuing Too Many Sunny Days This ...
THE EU WEATHER regulator has sanctioned Met Éireann for issuing an excessive amount of sunny days this year, exceeding regulatory ... -
Irish Women’s Team Exit At Quarter Finals Stage In Solidarity With Men’s Team
NOT WANTING to further upstage their male counterparts with yet another semi-final appearance at a rugby World Cup, the Irish ... -
Presidential Candidates Expected To Try & Out-Culchie Each Other At The Ploughing Championships
ATTENDEES planning on venturing to Culchie Mecca The Ploughing Championships tomorrow have been warned by organisers that a stray herd ... -
McGregor Taps Out Under Doctor’s Advice As ‘Put On’ Accent Inducing Aneurysm
DOCTORS advising Conor McGregor to step away from the Irish presidential race have confirmed the court-star was developing a cerebral ... -
Man Who Will Be Lured To His Death In 2032 By AI Robot Impersonating His ...
PALANTIR the multi-billion dollar, Peter Thiel founded tech company with contracts with militaries around the world hadn’t registered in the ... -
Poll: Who Should We Not Send To The Eurovision Next Year?
WITH NATIONAL broadcaster RTÉ announcing that it will not participate in next year’s Eurovision if Israel participates in the competition, ... -
Poll: Have You Formally Ruled Yourself Out Of The Presidential Race?
WITH A TOTAL of 3 million people having declared they are running for the Áras hot seat only to drop ... -
Prince Andrew Invites Peter Mandelson To Commiseration Lunch At Pizza Express
“THEY GOT you with the old ‘best friends with notorious pedi and human trafficker’ trick too, huh old boy?” The ... -
Man Wastes Entire Holiday Trying To Make Jet2 Holiday Video
“DAD! The waterpark is closing in ten minutes, can we go now?” shouted 7-year-old Derek Thompson at father Michael, who ... -
US President Calls For Further Division Following Kirk Assassination
IN AN ADDRESS mourning the death of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk who was assassinated at a college campus debate yesterday, ...
