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Music Critics Already Calling Taylor Swift’s Eventual Divorce Album The Greatest Of All Time
NOT LONG after passing on their congratulations to Taylor Swift on her engagement to NFL player Travis Kelce, music critics ... -
Kings Of Leon Finally Reveal Meaning Behind ‘Sex On Fire’ & It’ll Blow Your Mind
REMAINING illusive to music scribes, with its elusively abstruse lyrical quality and refusal to reveal its thesis on first or ... -
Health Insurance Hike Notices Now Coming With Little Tube Of KY Jelly
MONETISERS of your family’s health have announced they will distribute free tubes of lubricant along with their latest price hike ... -
Renters’ Wages To Be Paid Directly Into Landlords’ Accounts In New Scheme
A NEW DEPARTMENT of No Housing scheme will see landlords receive rent from tenants by having tenants’ wages sent directly ... -
First Real Sign Of Autumn As Wild Burke Migrates Back To School Gates
“IT’LL be dark at 5pm before you know it” one parent dropping their child off at school cheerily said to ... -
QUIZ: Student Accommodation Or Prison Cell?
IT’S that time of the year again when we compile all your images together into a fun quiz to see ... -
“I’m Not Shallow” Brave Local Man Still Sticking By Ageing Wife
DESPITE his wife being a mother in her mid-fifties after ‘pushing out four children’, local man Jim Peterson has confirmed ... -
Government Hoping Protest Calling On Them To Provide Basic Healthcare For Children A One Off ...
THE GOVERNMENT is hoping a march in memory of nine-year-old Harvey Morrison, who had spina bifida and scoliosis and died ... -
English Festival Wouldn’t Have Put Outspoken Political Band On Bill If They Knew They Were ...
A MUSIC festival in England has held its hands up and admitted that it would never have booked The Mary ... -
“And The World Did Nothing?” Child From 2040 Reading Up About Starvation Of Gaza Asks ...
“PRETTY MUCH, YEAH” confirmed primary school teacher Ellen Carmody, teacher to 2040’s fifth class students in St Fintan Of The ...
