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Local Parents Outsourcing All Sex Education Of Children To Pornhub
FEARFUL that the new primary school sex education curriculum could poison their children’s minds and give them a distorted sense ... -
On This Day 454AD: Saint Patrick Bows Out Of Presidential Race Over Smear Campaign
MAEWYN Succat, known to all common folk as Patrick, Apostle of Ireland and bringer of the Christian faith unto this ... -
Who Said It? Jesus Christ Or Charlie Kirk?
AS US REPUBLICANS continue to celebrate Charlie Kirk’s legacy as the true messenger of the Lord’s words and deeds and ... -
10 Backdoor Prostate Jokes You Can’t Tell Anymore Because Initial Cancer Checks Now Done Via ...
THE Dad Jokes Society of Ireland has voiced its frustration at life-saving innovations in how prostate cancer checks are now ... -
“I Went To The Same School As Her!”: How You Can Claim Part Of Kate ...
AN HERCULEAN effort over 7 events, setting 5 personal best performances in the process, Kate O’Connor’s silver medal in the ... -
New Primary School Curriculum To Send Mad Bachelor Uncle Padraig Over The Edge
RELATIONS of mad uncle Padraig have been warned to remain vigilant ahead of the rollout of the new Primary School ... -
In Historic Move The UK Recognises Statehood Of Country It’s Helping Israel To Wipe Off Map
HERALDED AS A transformative moment in the diplomatic mission of the UK, prime minister Keir Starmer has confirmed that Palestine, ... -
US Envoy To The UN Gets Free Coffee After Vetoing UN Resolution On Gaza Ceasefire ...
VETOING efforts by the UN Security Council to push for a permanent ceasefire that would call for hostages to be ... -
Trump Mandates TV Show Hosts Must Give Him 10 Compliments Per Broadcast Or Face Cancellation
IN AN ATTEMPT to bring an end the mendacious misinformation currently circulating which is attempting to imply the Trump administration ... -
Return Of Carry On Kegs Seen As Dublin Airport Ease Liquid Rules
THE FIRST holiday makers making the most of updated security clearance rules at Dublin Airport have begun filtering through departures, ...
