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Bastard Bin Company Insisting Customer Has Body Parts In Wrong Colour Bin
CUSTOMERS frustration is at an all-time high with waste disposal services after the implementation of a ‘shaming initiative’ which has ... -
Man Just Going To Tell Himself Little Brown Spot On Towel He Just Used Is ...
COMPARTMENTALISING the fact he had just dried his face with it, local man William Casey has reassured himself that the ... -
‘Back To School’ Doesn’t Apply To Children With Additional Needs, Clarifies Minister For Education
APPEALS have been made to children with additional educational needs to take absolutely no heed of back to school adverts, ... -
Every Single Person On Planet Except Those Who Can Directly End Slaughter In Gaza Urging ...
AT LAST count, almost 100% of the planet’s population who can have no material effect on immediately ending the suffering ... -
Music Critics Already Calling Taylor Swift’s Eventual Divorce Album The Greatest Of All Time
NOT LONG after passing on their congratulations to Taylor Swift on her engagement to NFL player Travis Kelce, music critics ... -
Kings Of Leon Finally Reveal Meaning Behind ‘Sex On Fire’ & It’ll Blow Your Mind
REMAINING illusive to music scribes, with its elusively abstruse lyrical quality and refusal to reveal its thesis on first or ... -
Health Insurance Hike Notices Now Coming With Little Tube Of KY Jelly
MONETISERS of your family’s health have announced they will distribute free tubes of lubricant along with their latest price hike ... -
Renters’ Wages To Be Paid Directly Into Landlords’ Accounts In New Scheme
A NEW DEPARTMENT of No Housing scheme will see landlords receive rent from tenants by having tenants’ wages sent directly ... -
First Real Sign Of Autumn As Wild Burke Migrates Back To School Gates
“IT’LL be dark at 5pm before you know it” one parent dropping their child off at school cheerily said to ... -
QUIZ: Student Accommodation Or Prison Cell?
IT’S that time of the year again when we compile all your images together into a fun quiz to see ...
