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Son Of Immigrant Might Have Point About Immigrants Ruining Countries
THE SON of a Scottish immigrant is making headlines around the world for his uncanny ability to serve as a ... -
Shock Collar Spotted On Catherine Connolly As Campaign Team Tries To Curb Hamas Comments
IN AN EFFORT to avoid a repeat of recent comments on the potential future role Hamas members would play in ... -
Traitors Addict Finding Herself Scrutinising Work Colleagues, Family Members, Friends, Everyone
LOCKED into a chronic state of perpetual scrutiny, local woman and die-hard Traitors addict Shirley Holden has spent the morning ... -
Presidential Hopefuls Bowing Out Of Race Politely Decline Chance To Volunteer In Communities
ANOTHER DAY brings another drop out in the race for president as the deadline for nominations looms. Devastated at missing ... -
Local Parents Outsourcing All Sex Education Of Children To Pornhub
FEARFUL that the new primary school sex education curriculum could poison their children’s minds and give them a distorted sense ... -
On This Day 454AD: Saint Patrick Bows Out Of Presidential Race Over Smear Campaign
MAEWYN Succat, known to all common folk as Patrick, Apostle of Ireland and bringer of the Christian faith unto this ... -
Who Said It? Jesus Christ Or Charlie Kirk?
AS US REPUBLICANS continue to celebrate Charlie Kirk’s legacy as the true messenger of the Lord’s words and deeds and ... -
10 Backdoor Prostate Jokes You Can’t Tell Anymore Because Initial Cancer Checks Now Done Via ...
THE Dad Jokes Society of Ireland has voiced its frustration at life-saving innovations in how prostate cancer checks are now ... -
“I Went To The Same School As Her!”: How You Can Claim Part Of Kate ...
AN HERCULEAN effort over 7 events, setting 5 personal best performances in the process, Kate O’Connor’s silver medal in the ... -
New Primary School Curriculum To Send Mad Bachelor Uncle Padraig Over The Edge
RELATIONS of mad uncle Padraig have been warned to remain vigilant ahead of the rollout of the new Primary School ...
