White House Launches ‘Nobler Peace Prize’

THE WHITE HOUSE has confirmed that sitting US President Donald J. Trump is the first ever winner of a prestigious new world peace award called ‘The Nobler Peace Prize’.

Launched this morning in Washington DC, the prize has been described as ‘the most noblest of peace prizes there is’ and ‘the best prize in the world’ when it comes to peace, with the winner already announced just hours after it was created.

“We cannot emphasise enough how noble this prize is, and who better to award it to than the leader responsible for stopping eight global conflicts in just ten short months in office,” chairman of the new Nobler organisation Donald Trump Junior told reporters as a ten-foot gold peace trophy was wheeled in and presented to his visibly emotional father.

Accepting the award, the 79-year-old who oversaw the deaths of 20,000 Palestinians since re-taking office and sending the national guard into his own American cities thanked the Nobler Association for correctly choosing him to receive the honour.

“I don’t think there is a greater peace award out there I could accept. Isn’t that right, everybody? As far as peace prizes go, this is huge,” Trump said, hugging the enormous golden trophy.

Concluding his acceptance speech, Mr. Trump took aim at Norway for snubbing him in what he called a ‘lesser known’ peace prize before announcing his intention to immediately annex Greenland, an autonomous region within the Kingdom of Denmark, as revenge.

“I’ll just put it this way,” he added. “Norway is very close to Russia. It would be a terrible shame if President Putin decided to one day invade it.”

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