Man Who Will Be Lured To His Death In 2032 By AI Robot Impersonating His Mother Reads First Article About ‘Palantir’
PALANTIR the multi-billion dollar, Peter Thiel founded tech company with contracts with militaries around the world hadn’t registered in the consciousness of local man Chris Kerrans until now, despite the fact a Palantir Shape Shifter M5 police bot will take the form of his mother in 2032, luring him out of hiding in order to murder him.
“Military contracts… Peter Thiel… civil liberty concerns… weaponising emerging AI” Kerrans mumbled to himself, quickly scanning an article, unbothered by its contents, completely unaware that he will be declared an enemy of the state for committing a pre-crime while on a family holiday in the early 30s and hunted down by a privately contracted robot in the employ of a local police force.
While precise vocal mimicry accompanied with an ability to 3-D print realistic skin flesh made using pig skin won’t be invented by Palantir until later this year, shared with shareholders shortly afterwards but not with the public until 2036, Kerrans is on course to be one of the first 50,000 people dispatched by an expensive AI product designed to identify and nullify any behaviours which breach the ‘Patriotic Norms Charter’ of 2030.
“You’d have thought Lockheed Martin would be developing this sort of stuff, I’d say they’re raging to be missing out on a contract,” Kerrans said aloud to himself as he moved onto the next news story, this one about the increasing price of chocolate.
“Mam, but I thought you were back at the hotel?” Kerrans will say in 2032, shortly before the Shape Shifter M5 bores a hole through his skull, before the Preserve & Protect support robot opens Kerrans from head to toe, putting his internal organs on ice for transporting to a Mars colony hospital where they will be distributed to Mars Premium Package subscribing billionaires.
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