Rockstar Leak: GTA VI Character Will Be Able To Sneak Off A Little Wank In The Shower

A REALLY reliable leaker at Rockstar who has never let WWN Gaming down before has confirmed that players will be able to sneak off a little wank in the shower during the game, which will in turn bring the characters mental state level back down to normal.

“When the characters mental state gets too high, other online players receive rewards for killing them but if you want to avoid being targeted then you’ll have to go back to your apartment and crack one off,” said our source.

With rumours abound as to the details of the highly anticipated sixth edition of the popular video game, Rockstar leak articles have become a click fest for online gaming magazines that generate dozens of articles from even the smallest snippet of information about the game.

“For instance, a GTA VI screengrab would be worth more than say paparazzi images of Kim Kardashian farting into her cupped hand and then smelling it,” revealed WWN Gaming editor Steven Price, “these fucking nerds will lap up anything we give them whether it’s true or not”.

Adding to the latest leak, our Rockstar source also confirmed that GTA 6 is officially due for release this Sunday evening after dinner behind the shed in your mother-in-law’s house at 5:54pm, but only if you bring cream buns while wearing wellington boots under a full desert camo burka.