What To Buy For The Man In Your Life Who Just Really Fucking Hates Every Facet Of His Existence

WHETHER it’s a husband, brother-in-law, boyfriend or father, there’s bound to be a man in your life who’s impossible to buy gifts for due to his surly, ‘fuck the world’ nature and his inability to allow himself to be happy.

But rather than continue buying this malcontent man another aftershave set, jumper or videogame (all of which will get the same ‘ah yeah it’s grand’ response), WWN can offer you a cost-effective alternative.

With one simple payment, you can enroll your man into the Grumpy Fuckers Club, where he can be part of a national brotherhood of impossible-to-please moany holes. In fact, subscription even gives him access to his first topic of discussion on the GFC forums; ‘why did I get this shit gift for Christmas?’

Membership also includes a monthly newsletter delivery, which should be more than enough to trigger him for an hour ranting about ‘useless junk mail’ and about how the whole endeavour is a waste of time and money.

Although this may all sound like a dreadful Christmas present for anyone, to the grumpy man, it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Bear in mind, it’s what he would have been doing if you’d bought him a PlayStation 5.

Testimonials:

“I enrolled my Dad in this after years of watching him not read the books I bought him. Not only does he not really understand what the club is, he has no interest in learning. He loves it!”

“My boyfriend didn’t speak to me until New Years after I signed him up to a GFC subscription. You could tell he was festering in bad temper and disappointment, which is his resting gear anyway”.

“It was such a relief to realise that some men just are never happy, and that the key to success was just lean in to it. I’m going to re-up my husband’s subscription every Christmas and birthday from here on”.