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Local Woman Has Gin Glass Surgically Removed From Hand
A GROUNDBREAKING new surgical procedure has successfully removed a large round gin glass from the hand of one Galway woman, ... -
FBI Witch Hunt Successfully Tracks Down Coven
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has had to retract his angry statements about an ongoing FBI witch hunt, after a task ... -
Other People’s Kids Awful
HAVE you ever looked at other people’s children and found yourself trying to subdue a deep irrational hatred for their stupid ... -
Denis O’Brien Surprisingly Quiet On The Whole INM Breach Thing
DESPITE previous extreme endeavours to get to the bottom of data breaches, media mogul Denis O’Brien has somehow restrained himself ... -
Syrian Kids Try To Guess If Falling Bombs Are From Assad, Turkey, Israel, US Or ...
A NUMBER of Syrian children trapped in various parts of the war ravaged country are today reacquainting themselves with their only ... -
USS Donald Cook Turns Back After Forgetting Missiles
“I’d forget my head if it wasn’t screwed on,” voiced embarrassed commanding officer of the USS Donald Cook, Matt Caldwell, while rolling ... -
We’re Just Wondering If You’d Want To Fight This Out In The Comments Again?
TAKING INSPIRATION from rival news publications, we’re just wondering if you’d be interested in the 72nd article we’ve published on ... -
Zuckerberg Bombarded With Facebook Ads For Suits, Haircuts
FACEBOOK Tsar Mark Zuckerberg is currently suffering from repetitive strain injury in his wrist, caused by having to ceaselessly click ... -
“Build Homes” Genius Minister Solves Housing Crisis
THE HOUSING CRISIS is over! A momentous day in Irish life, born out of one man’s genius as Minister for ... -
Ronaldo Concerned Some Football Fans Still Haven’t Seen His 6-Pack
IN the wake of yet another showcase for Cristiano Ronaldo’s nerves of steel and striking precision, the Real Madrid striker ...
