HAVING spent the run-up to Christmas filling your timelines with articles filled with wall-to-wall festive food, drinks, restaurants and treats for you to enjoy, it’s now time for us to fill your timelines with articles showing you how you can shed the pounds of disgusting fat you’ve packed onto yourself, so that you can rejoin… Read more »
A GROUNDBREAKING new surgical procedure has successfully removed a large round gin glass from the hand of one Galway woman, allowing her to post selfies of something other than her with a pint of gin, tonic and ice in her hand. Oranmore-born Connie Whelan had become hopelessly fused to the glass over the last year,… Read more »
IN breaking news, a Waterford woman has claimed that the amount of food contained in one takeaway meal would be more than sufficient to feed both her and her boyfriend, cutting down on food wastage, costs, and her boyfriend’s ability to choose his own dinner in future. “I’m stuffed, and I still have all this rice… Read more »
WWN understands a blind date involving Shona Hughes (29) and David Ferris (31) was going quite well until Ferris instructed Hughes to listen to his podcast, which centres on studying the various different Coca Cola cans which have been used over the years. Matched together by a mutual friend due to the fact they both… Read more »