Tag: television

Torture, Beatings, Verbal Abuse; Inside The Writers’ Room Of Sentimental Christmas Ads

WITH A torrent of sentimental Christmas ads invading TV channels again, WWN travels to London to go undercover as a junior copywriter to see how the professionals manage to shred viewers’ heartstrings and produce a successful tearjerker of a Christmas TV ad. Following a 20 minute personality test which resulted in a score of ‘dangerously… Read more »

Tampons: Our Expert Answers Your Questions

Following the morally just and long-overdue banning of a tampon commercial from our airwaves thanks to the tireless work of 84 honest and decent God-fearing citizens, WWN turns to our resident conscience expert Bishop Cornelius Byle for advice on the subject.  Good morning worshippers, and thank you to all who helped get this sick filth… Read more »

Gleeson ‘Grabbed 10 Pussies A Day’ To Get Into Trump Role

THE first trailer for Showtime’s much-anticipated mini-series ‘The Comey Rule’ has arrived online, giving us an early taste of Brendan Gleeson’s eerily accurate portrayal of President Donald Trump; a role that required the veteran actor to ‘become one with the orangeness’ via a grueling period of preparation. Insiders have claimed that Gleeson went ‘full Day-Lewis’… Read more »