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“I’m Just Happy To Be Alive & Used As A Political Pawn” – Yulia Skirpal
SOURCES close to Yulia Skirpal have confirmed that she’s ‘relieved and happy’ after surviving a nerve agent attack, which only comes ... -
Russians Guilty Until Proven Guilty
THE international community has agreed to adopt a ‘guilty until proven guilty’ stance towards Russia in relation to the nerve-agent ... -
Trump Makes Congratulations Card For Putin All By Himself
DESPITE pleas from his closest advisors, his family, his friends, his political allies, and the Russian government itself, US president ... -
23% Of Russians Who Didn’t Vote Putin Sent To Siberia
MAGNANIMOUS Russian leader for life Vladimir Putin has rewarded citizens who didn’t vote for him in the recent Russian election ... -
Lovin’ Moscow: We Try Out Our Very Own Lethal Nerve Agent
HEY there, and welcome to Lovin’ Moscow. Got something special planned for one of your former comrades who now lives ... -
White House Running Out Of Cardboard Boxes
AN EMERGENCY stationery order has been placed by the staff at the White House, after it was revealed that current ... -
Putin To Explain Spy Attack After He Stops Laughing
CALLED on by British prime minister Theresa May to explain how a former Russian spy was poisoned by the nerve ... -
Former Russian Spy Can’t Believe He Fell For The Old ‘Unknown Substance’ Trick
FORMER Russian double-agent and current rapidly-dying-man Sergei Skripal is kicking himself that he got caught out with the old ‘poisoned ... -
Remember The 1.1m Soviet Soldiers Who Died At Stalingrad With This Delicious Pancake Recipe
JULY 28TH, 1942. Joseph Stalin issues ‘Order number. 227’, a military decision that declared that his forces would take ‘not one ... -
Russia Begins Grooming Bruno Mars For US Presidency
IDENTIFYING his awful music’s unique ability to divide opinion and stokes divisions in America and around the world, Russian secret ...
