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America Sinking 9 Inches Per Year As Obesity Crisis Worsens
THE ENTIRE continent of North America is sinking into the ocean at a rate of 9 inches every year due ... -
Prick Taking Up Airplane Window Seat Not Even Looking Out Of Window
A PASSENGER travelling on the 3 o’clock flight from Dublin to Alicante today has been branded a bit of a ... -
“He Went For Pints With Other Lads”: How To Tell If Your Bromance Is Over
THERE comes a time in every bromance where difficult realisations may force you to accept that the spark between you ... -
Finding The Perfect Home For Your Kids To Sell Off When You’re Dead
ARE you looking for that perfect property for your children to eventually sell when you’re dead? Do you want to ... -
“Lets Surprise The US By Showing Them Exactly Where We’re Going To Bomb” Kim Jong-un ...
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-un has ordered his military commanders to take the US by surprise and tell them exactly ... -
Local Shop That Sold Winning Lottery Ticket Thinks It’s Fucking Great
A WATERFORD newsagents has placed a poster in the front window proclaiming that it has recently sold a jackpot-winning Lotto ... -
Derrynane Locals Angered They Weren’t Invited To Unofficial Rave
DERRYNANE locals were left reeling today after realising a full-blown music festival went on under their noses in a protected National ... -
WWN Guide To Ripping Up The Decking Your Wife Wanted Only Two Years Ago
IT’S the weekend, so you know what that means: it’s time to break your back lifting up the decking in ... -
“Corruption! In Africa?” World Left Shocked Over Kenyan Election Hacking
THE world is slowly picking up the pieces today from the fallout of an alleged hacking scandal which has rocked ... -
Fears Grow That O’Connell St. Renovations May Result In Demolition Of Fake Dr. Quirkeys
AN online petition has been launched in a bid to secure a protection order for a beloved O’Connell Street structure, ...