Tag: gaa

Ireland Take Gold In Ice-Hurling At Winter Olympics!

THERE were wild celebrations in Ireland’s cities this morning, after its ice-hurling team won an unprecedented gold for the 10th Winter Olympics running, this time in South Korea. Ice-hurling remains the only event in the much storied games that is contested by one nation and one nation alone, however, Ireland’s ice-hurling coach Brian Cody praised… Read more »

Ireland Win GAA World Championship For 73rd Year In A Row

THE GAA are today celebrating yet another World Championship win as Ireland romped home against the Democratic Republic of Congo, beating out their opponents by 64 points. “I don’t think the lads knew they were here to play football at all to be honest,” suggested Ireland captain Michael Murphy. The margin of victory was far… Read more »

County Footballer Runs Out Of Local Women To Have Sex With

WWN has learnt of the sad plight currently being endured by a prominent inter-county footballer. The Dublin footballer, whose identity is not yet known, is believed to be struggling under the weight of having slept with pretty much every single woman in his local community. A source close to the footballer spoke exclusively to WWN… Read more »