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Liverpool Fan To Spend Day Compiling Dossier On How Everyone Is Against Them
SPEAKING at a ferocious rate of knots and looking like they haven’t slept in days, one local Liverpool fan is ... -
Johnson Offers 100k To Any Footballer That Goes In Studs-Up On Marcus Rashford
“ONE would think, amid all the by-clauses and backdoors and amendments and constitutional rewrites and donkey-and-cart era bylaws and exemptions ... -
“It’s Impossible To Be Racist Without Offending Someone These Days”
UGLY scenes at a Champions League match between Paris Saint-Germain and Istanbul Basaksehir last night and Millwall before that are ... -
Respectful Media Publication Declines To Mention How Mad For Coke Maradona Was
THE untimely passing of footballing genius Diego Armando Maradona has led to one respectful media outlet to take the high ... -
We Speak To The Last Surviving Witness To An Ireland Goal
ON WHAT feels like decades since the Irish men’s soccer team last scored a goal or won a game, WWN ... -
Hand Removed From Maradona’s Head
NEUROSURGEONS tasked with what was first believed to be a dangerous blood cloth lodged in the brain of Argenintian footballer ... -
Cork City Not Worth A Euro, Never Mind The Football Club
AHEAD of Cork City supporters’ trust voting on a one euro takeover of the club a group of kind rival ... -
Deranged Delaney Launches ‘Provisional FAI’
APPARENTLY not reacting well to the news that Jonathan Hill has been named the new, permanent CEO of the FAI, ... -
COYBIG Downgraded To CO,YBIG
THE acronym commonly associated with the Irish soccer team is to be re-worked a little in light of another soul-sapping ... -
Gunnersaurus Killed By Poachers On First Day Of Retirement
TRAGEDY has befallen one of the most iconic figures in the world of football, on what was supposed to be ...
