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Unsuccessful Election Candidates Quietly Euthanised
“JUST don’t look them in the eyes” said the candidate wrangler we spoke to during the ongoing 2019 Post-Election Cull, ... -
Fine Gael Sues Country For Whiplash
FINE GAEL has filed a personal injury claim against the people of Ireland, following injuries sustained when the country took ... -
23% Of Russians Who Didn’t Vote Putin Sent To Siberia
MAGNANIMOUS Russian leader for life Vladimir Putin has rewarded citizens who didn’t vote for him in the recent Russian election ... -
Putin Celebrates Landslide 2018 Presidential Election Victory
CELEBRATIONS have begun among the members of the United Russian political party, following current premier Vladimir Putin’s decision to win ... -
Sinn Féin Still Deciding Which Rebel Song To Play After Elections
Sinn Féin’s election HQ was a hive of activity this morning as the republican party is perhaps just 24 hours ... -
Fianna Fáil Reveal Local Election Body Armour For Candidates
With local and European elections taking place on the 23rd of May this year, political advisers to Fianna Fáil are ... -
Election Canvassers Vow To Ignore “No Junk Mail” Stickers
Political canvassers for the upcoming Local and European elections have issued a promise to deliver pamphlets and literature through the letterboxes of ... -
Politicians Have Just 1 Month To Make Empty Promises To Electorate Before Local & European ...
Lampposts up and down the country continue to be peppered with Ireland’s leading sycophants and sociopaths as the race for ...
