Tag: celebrity

Simon Cowell’s Face Celebrates First Birthday

A MILESTONE in Celebland today as Simon Cowell’s face was pictured celebrating its first birthday in an exclusive LA eatery, WWN can reveal. Paying someone who has full control of the muscles in their face to blow out the candles for him, Cowell was presumably happy beneath the face he wasn’t born with as he… Read more »

Kim Kardashian Stuns In Taliban Designed Dress At Met Gala

CONFOUNDING & ASTOUNDING in equal measure Kim Kardashian shocked the fashion world last night as she went with unknown and little heralded designer Taliban and debuted an innovative and striking look on the red carpet. Just one of countless rich people enjoying a well-deserved night out Kardashian’s head-to-toe get up has been described by fashion… Read more »

Uh-Oh: Your Favourite Celebrity Is Trending

OH NO: You just went on Twitter dot com and noticed that one of your favourite celebrities is listed as ‘trending’, and what’s worse- they’re trending worldwide. There’s only three possibilities: 1) Sexual abuse allegations Just ask any Bob Dylan fan how they felt this week after noticing their idol was trending worldwide, to get… Read more »

We Handpicked The Worst Possible Screenshot Of Matthew Perry From The ‘Friends’ Reunion So We Can Publicly Speculate On His Health For Clicks

AFTER hours of debate over what exact frame to use of Matthew Perry from the ‘Friends’ reunion, WWN has carefully chosen the worst possible screenshot we could find in the hopes it will spark some form of speculation about the actor’s current state of wellbeing with our readers. Not happy to leave Perry’s historical substance… Read more »

Everything We Know About Kimye’s Divorce So Far

MARRIED for 7 Hollywood years, which is 170 in normal years ‘Kimye’, the super power couple comprising Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is no more. But what is going behind the scenes as Kim fills for divorce? WWN Gossip has all the details: Under California law all divorce proceedings must take place on TMZ’s website… Read more »

Kim Divorcing Kanye After He Has Affair With Himself

ARGUABLY the most high profile celebrity pairing this side of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, the entertainment world has been rocked by speculation that Kim Kardashian is to begin divorce proceedings from her husband of 6 years, 12 reality shows and 1,174 endorsement deals, Kanye West. While many presumed the final straw for Kardashian would… Read more »

“Cash Strapped, Stressed Out & Trying Not To Die Of Covid? Have You Considered Hiring A Private Island For Your 40th Birthday?”

“JUST rent a private island, stupid” In search of advice and sage wisdom from down to Earth humble people of note, WWN asked Kim Kardashian to share her easy, affordable and incredibly normal and relatable tips on how to pretend things were normal for a brief moment in time: “Dear normal people I too am… Read more »