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World’s Financial Institutions Unsure Exactly How They’re Going To Make Poorest Pay For All Of ...
THE WORLD’S financial institutions, in conjunction with world leaders, have reassured the public that while they don’t know exactly how ... -
People Urged To Leave Valuables In Shed To Keep Burglars Ticking Over
DECIMATED by the coronavirus lockdown, the nation’s career criminals have come out in force to ask the general public if ... -
Man Makes Sure To Set Up Laptop In Front Of Bookcase Ahead Of Skype Meeting
WATERFORD self-isolator Derek Smithlan is ‘all set’ for his work-from-home Skype meeting with the rest of his team, having spent ... -
Irish Drugs Cartel Announce Heroin Stimulus Package Amid Covid-19 Crisis
FOLLOWING the announcement that all restrictions due to the covid-19 crisis are to continue until the 19th of April, the ... -
World’s Billionaires Last Seen Boarding NASA Shuttle For Mars
THE WORLD’S billionaires have denied their sudden departure on a NASA shuttle bound for Mars has anything to do with ... -
News Of Child Labour Use At Coffee Farms Almost Put Woman Off Her Skinny Latte
SO SHOCKED was one local coffee consumer at the news that coffee farms used by Nespresso were found to be ... -
Social Media Sites Under Increasing Pressure Not To Be Such Deep Cesspools Of Unending Hate
A SENIOR EU official overseeing digital policy has warned tech giants such as Twitter, Facebook or the Facebook owned Instagram ... -
Davos Billionaires Unveil Statue Of Beloved Friend Jeffrey Epstein
AFTER spending much of the week pretending to give a shit about what Greta Thunberg had to say about the ... -
“This Will Be My Last Year”: Rising Sleigh Insurance Grounds Santa Claus
NORTH Pole-based magical toy distributor Santa Claus has announced that he may be forced to shutter his operation for the ... -
Beef Dispute Solved After Taoiseach Does The Hucklebuck
SHOWCASING his deft interpersonal skills which sees him easily break through barriers and cross all divides based around political, religious, ... -
How To Tell If Two Of Your Co-Workers Are Riding
WITH no laws currently in place to make it compulsory for people who work together to declare their ‘office romances’, ... -
Greta Thunberg Ditches Climate Crusade After Falling For Bad Ass In Souped-Up Honda
OUTSPOKEN Scandinavian upstart Greta Thunberg has finally realised that there’s more to life than relentlessly campaigning against climate change after ...
