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Government Asks Publicans Have They No Homes To Go To
“RIGHT there folks, please” announced the government today, while spraying Pledge on tables in an attempt to get Irish publicans ... -
WWN’s Exclusive Q&A With An Irish Meat Baron
AS THE debate surrounding Covid-19 clusters in meat factories continues, instead of falling into the contemptible media practice of vilifying ... -
Guinness Flatulence Wards Off Covid-19, Finds New Vintners Study
A HIGHLY scientific new study carried out by the Vintners Association of Ireland has found that flatulence caused by drinking ... -
“TikTok’s Dodgy Data Gathering & Links To Chinese Government Fine By Us” Confirms Ireland After ...
AVERTING its eyes from any concerning news reports about social media app TikTok, Ireland has already begun unfurling the red ... -
Nation Beginning To Regret Basing Entire Economy On The Absolute Craic
“WE as a nation have become way too dependent on being gas bastards, and our unwillingness to adapt to a ... -
Tech Giants Tell US Congress It’d Be A Shame If Politicians Internet Search Histories Were ...
RESPONDING to a grilling by US politicians on destructive and un-American business practices while operating monopolies the CEOs of tech’s ... -
Countries That Received New Amazon Jobs Also Purchased These Items
HI, [insert country name here]. Thank you for your purchase of ‘1,000 new Amazon jobs’. Your purchase will be with ... -
Hotel Prices Increase Overnight To Whatever Amount The Staycation Scheme Is
ALL HOTELS and empty bins now described as ‘unique staycation options’ have upped their prices to whatever amount the government ... -
Twitter Hacked But Still Working, Unfortunately
WITH news revealing that Twitter, one of the world’s biggest social media platforms has been hacked on a major scale, ... -
Man Back In Office Trying To Mute People During Meetings
CIARAN McClennan’s not so smooth return back to working in the office is, according to experts, just the latest example ...