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Torching Your Pub For The Insurance Money, A Guide
WITH new restrictions set to shutter the majority of pubs and restaurants across the country once again, business owners have ... -
Industries Form Queue At Leinster House & Wait Turn To Protest Lack Of Government Support
AA ROADWATCH are reporting a 10km tailback from all angles outside the Dáil as the country’s various and varied industries ... -
Head Of Insurance Company Likes To Recreate ‘The Sopranos’ Intro On Drive To Work
AMID bad PR news stories for the insurance industry including the Competition and Consumer Protection Commission alleging seven insurance providers ... -
Public Devastated For Singapore Based Real Estate Company After Google Cancels Lease
IN THE WAKE of news that Google have cancelled plans to lease 202,000 sq feet of office space in Dublin’s ... -
Government Asks Publicans Have They No Homes To Go To
“RIGHT there folks, please” announced the government today, while spraying Pledge on tables in an attempt to get Irish publicans ... -
WWN’s Exclusive Q&A With An Irish Meat Baron
AS THE debate surrounding Covid-19 clusters in meat factories continues, instead of falling into the contemptible media practice of vilifying ... -
Guinness Flatulence Wards Off Covid-19, Finds New Vintners Study
A HIGHLY scientific new study carried out by the Vintners Association of Ireland has found that flatulence caused by drinking ... -
“TikTok’s Dodgy Data Gathering & Links To Chinese Government Fine By Us” Confirms Ireland After ...
AVERTING its eyes from any concerning news reports about social media app TikTok, Ireland has already begun unfurling the red ... -
Nation Beginning To Regret Basing Entire Economy On The Absolute Craic
“WE as a nation have become way too dependent on being gas bastards, and our unwillingness to adapt to a ... -
Tech Giants Tell US Congress It’d Be A Shame If Politicians Internet Search Histories Were ...
RESPONDING to a grilling by US politicians on destructive and un-American business practices while operating monopolies the CEOs of tech’s ... -
Countries That Received New Amazon Jobs Also Purchased These Items
HI, [insert country name here]. Thank you for your purchase of ‘1,000 new Amazon jobs’. Your purchase will be with ... -
Hotel Prices Increase Overnight To Whatever Amount The Staycation Scheme Is
ALL HOTELS and empty bins now described as ‘unique staycation options’ have upped their prices to whatever amount the government ...
