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US Republicans Cut Off Ears In Show Of Solidarity With Trump
THE CONVENTION room floor at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee was dotted with drips of blood as a growing ... -
“Don’t Blame Me” God Denies Saving Trump
GOD ALMIGHTY has broken millennia worth of silence to clarify events surrounding the assassination attempt on Donald Trump, feeling he ... -
Your View: What WWN Readers Say About Trump Assassination Attempt
A SHOCKING incidence of violence seemingly carried out by a lone shooter has plunged America into chaotic scenes, recriminations, calls ... -
Trump Expected To Use Shooting To Call For Peace, Civility & Tolerance
THE TRANSFORMATIVE nature of being millimetres from death is expected to lead Donald Trump to a soul-searching examination of where ... -
Trump Having Second Thoughts About Lax Gun Laws
US PRESIDENTIAL candidate Donald Trump is reportedly ‘evolving his thinking on lax guns laws’ but motivations for the shift in ... -
Leaders Spend Time At NATO Summit Guessing What Ailment Biden Might Have
DESPITE AN agenda full to the brim with the world’s most pressing security issues, WWN has learned that NATO leaders ... -
Here’s A Holiday Death Story We’ve Chosen To Profit From At Victim’s Family’s Expense
NOTHING gets you people frothing at the mouth in our comments like a glitzy holiday death story and boy oh ... -
Putin Cheers Himself Up After French Election Disappointment With Bombing Of Kyiv Children’s Hospital
FEELING DOWN in the dumps after losing the French election, Russian war criminal Vladimir Putin was said to be completely ... -
US Voters Won Over By Less Senile Man Who Had Stamina To Lie For 90 ...
CELEBRATING the health of its democratic system which has produced two virile and mentally agile young men, many voters in ... -
How Media Outlets Are Kindly Phrasing Biden Shitting The Bed
IT’S NEVER easy or pleasant to watch someone fail in a public setting with no safety net to catch them. ...
