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Putin Cheers Himself Up After French Election Disappointment With Bombing Of Kyiv Children’s Hospital
FEELING DOWN in the dumps after losing the French election, Russian war criminal Vladimir Putin was said to be completely ... -
US Voters Won Over By Less Senile Man Who Had Stamina To Lie For 90 ...
CELEBRATING the health of its democratic system which has produced two virile and mentally agile young men, many voters in ... -
How Media Outlets Are Kindly Phrasing Biden Shitting The Bed
IT’S NEVER easy or pleasant to watch someone fail in a public setting with no safety net to catch them. ... -
BREAKING: Loads Of Muslim Lads Dying So They Can Touch A Black Stone
LOADS of Muslim lads have died from heat exhaustion while attempting to make their way through the desert to touch ... -
Man Enraged About Just Stop Oil Vandalising Stonehenge Is Going To Be Livid When He ...
A MAN calling for an immediate life sentence for protesters who doused Stonehenge in orange cornflour, is expected to need ... -
Putin & Kim Bond Over How Mean West Is
“DUDE, get out of my head that’s what I was just thinking” exclaimed Vladimir Putin during his visit to North ... -
Media Validates Noam Chomsky’s Life’s Work
REVERED linguist and a defining voice in media criticism Noam Chomsky has thanked international media for launching a nuclear missile ... -
Breakthrough? Russian Peace Summit Calls For Ukraine To Give Up Territory, Change Flag, Name To ...
A TWO-DAY peace summit in Switzerland has resulted in 180 nations advocating for a peace between Ukraine and Russia that ... -
Man In Pub Argument Doesn’t Get Why You’re So Worked Up About Needless Death & ...
UNABLE to resist chiming in after hearing a fellow punter express their complete listlessness to a friend as yet another ... -
D-Day Veteran Goes Rogue, Parachutes Into Rafah
A 104-YEAR-OLD Veteran of the D-Day landings has commandeered a spitfire and parachute and headed for a one man liberation ...
