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“Sorry, I Butt-Dialled The Emergency Shutdown Code” Microsoft CEO
MICROSOFT CEO Satya Nadella has apologised profusely today after apparently butt-dialling the company’s emergency shutdown code this morning sparking mayhem ... -
Shocking REAL Reason Maya Jama & Stormzy Called It Quits
THE DEATH of Muhammed Bhar a 24-year-old Palestinian man with Down’s syndrome, savaged by an IDF combat dog and left ... -
Campaign Setback As Biden Tests Positive For The Plague
ONCE thought to be a disease of the past, doctors have confirmed US President Joe Biden’s run of bad luck ... -
US Republicans Cut Off Ears In Show Of Solidarity With Trump
THE CONVENTION room floor at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee was dotted with drips of blood as a growing ... -
“Don’t Blame Me” God Denies Saving Trump
GOD ALMIGHTY has broken millennia worth of silence to clarify events surrounding the assassination attempt on Donald Trump, feeling he ... -
Your View: What WWN Readers Say About Trump Assassination Attempt
A SHOCKING incidence of violence seemingly carried out by a lone shooter has plunged America into chaotic scenes, recriminations, calls ... -
Trump Expected To Use Shooting To Call For Peace, Civility & Tolerance
THE TRANSFORMATIVE nature of being millimetres from death is expected to lead Donald Trump to a soul-searching examination of where ... -
Trump Having Second Thoughts About Lax Gun Laws
US PRESIDENTIAL candidate Donald Trump is reportedly ‘evolving his thinking on lax guns laws’ but motivations for the shift in ... -
Leaders Spend Time At NATO Summit Guessing What Ailment Biden Might Have
DESPITE AN agenda full to the brim with the world’s most pressing security issues, WWN has learned that NATO leaders ... -
Here’s A Holiday Death Story We’ve Chosen To Profit From At Victim’s Family’s Expense
NOTHING gets you people frothing at the mouth in our comments like a glitzy holiday death story and boy oh ...
