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Caring! Israel Pause Fighting So Children They Will Later Kill In Bombings Can Receive Polio ...
THE ISRAELI DEFENCE Forces have reaffirmed people’s faith in humanity after agreeing to a pause in fighting which will allow ... -
Macron Can’t Appoint Prime Minister Today Due To Prior Wash & Blowdry Appointment
CITING the need for ‘institutional stability’ which he threatened by calling a snap election weeks before the Olympic Games, Emmanuel ... -
Ways Stranded NASA Astronauts Can Pass The Time In Space
STRANDED IN SPACE, Sunita ‘Suni’ Williams and Commander Barry ‘Butch’ Wilmore had arrived at the ISS on Boeing’s Starliner, which ... -
Party Supplying Weapons Used In Genocide Stage 4th Successive Day Of Celebrations & Back Patting
STRANGE SCENES have been reported in the US city of Chicago as members of a political party supplying weapons to ... -
Constant War & Death Just Easier Than World Peace, Conclude World Leaders
AN ASSEMBLY of the world’s leading politicians has concluded after several days of intense debate and lobbying, with a 100% ... -
Local Man Preferred When It Was Called Monkey Pox
“I’M A MONKEY pox purist that way, I suppose. I still call U2 ‘The Hype’,” local man Colm Drummond told ... -
Taliban Unveil Joe Biden Statue To Mark 3rd Anniversary Of Takeover Of Afghanistan
JOYOUS scenes were witnessed in Kabul today as the Taliban marked three years since the US pulled out of Afghanistan. ... -
“Ireland Must Be Full Because The Bastards Keep Coming Over Here” Confirm Australians
“THERE’S literally busloads of the flaming Irish galahs flooding our country’s mines and farms like locusts,” a spokesperson for Australia ... -
Nestlé Factory Spotted Beside Newly Discovered Water Reservoir On Mars
DESPITE the discovery of a deep reservoir of water miles beneath the surface of Mars being less than 24 hours ... -
The Internet Has Gone Wild Over This ‘Sexy Far-Right Rioter’
AMIDST the rioting, looting and extreme violence sparked by far-right factions across the UK, one fascist has gone viral for ...
