Macron Can’t Appoint Prime Minister Today Due To Prior Wash & Blowdry Appointment

CITING the need for ‘institutional stability’ which he threatened by calling a snap election weeks before the Olympic Games, Emmanuel Macron has restated his justification for refusing to appoint a prime minister from a leftwing coalition of political parties.

“I was just about to do it but then my assistant reminded me I have a wash and blow-dry this afternoon, Aurélie is always booked up so if I cancel now, nightmare. Sorry, democracy will have to wait another day,” Macron explained, disinclined to appoint someone who represents 30% of the French electorate that voted to avoid fascism.

Refusing to appoint the New Popular Front coalition’s choice for PM Lucie Castets, Macron simply asked for a little patience.

“Hey guys, I think we’re all still recovering from the shock of Daft Punk not reforming for the Olympic opening ceremony, let us mourn in peace. Pushing politics at a time like this is cheap,” added Macron , who declared a ‘political truce’ during the Olympics initially delaying the date for installing a PM by weeks.

Other reasons Macron has given for his reluctance to formally appoint a PM include:

Declaring a second ‘political truce’ during the Paralympics the length of which incidentally has now been extended by 4 months.

He needs to give his full focus to securing tickets for the Oasis reunion tour.

Thursday’s practically Friday and everyone knows you don’t make big decisions on Friday. Will look at it again Wednesday next week as Monday is a slow day and Tuesday you’re only warming up in the office.

The people who issue his political statements are on strike.

Needs to go see Deadpool & Wolverine before it’s out of the cinemas.

Has to finish reading ‘Government formation for dummies’ before making a decision.