Harris V Trump Debate: Irish Start Time, How To Avoid It & Not Give A Shit
THE MUCH ANTICIPATED first and possibly only debate between Kamala Harris and an erupting volcano that subsists on a diet of Diet Coke and hate, will be watched by millions of Americans.
With significant interest around the globe Irish people are among those seeking to know the viewing details of the debate, and gluttons for punishment can read on to find out:
WHAT TO EXPECT? A keenly and respectfully observed debate between two people setting out their distinct set of ideologies, backed up with weighty oration and arguments, bolstered by detail orientated answers heavy with citations and sources.
WHEN IS IT? Mercifully it is on 2am Irish time when you’ll be in bed, asleep, blissfully ignorant of the unfolding shit show if you’ve any sense.
WILL IT BE TELEVISED? Regrettably, yes. Then turned into context free snippets and enjoyable, distracting memes.
WHERE IS IT ON? Who gives a fuck, the debate moderators won’t push back on overstuffed-waste-bin-given-human-form-by-a-witches-curse Donald Trump’s extensive and excessive lying.
WHAT ARE THE RULES? For Donald Trump if he resists vomiting up cliff notes Mein Kampf and refrains from groping anyone he will be heralded a stoic, ready-to-lead individual who has changed his ways. For Kamala Harris, the stringently observed rules and standards governing all presidents who preceded Donald Trump will apply.
WHY SHOULD I WATCH? You shouldn’t, even the most naive born-yesterday onlooking outsider who took too many mushrooms isn’t expecting either candidate to convincingly and forcefully call for the end of the genocide in Gaza.
WHAT DO THE POLLS SAY? No one can save America from itself.
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