“How The Fuck Is Musk Getting Away With Promoting Trump And I Didn’t?”

FACEBOOK founder Mark Zuckerberg has come out swinging in a late-night Facebook rant yesterday calling out rival platform X for doing exactly what he was chastised for ahead of the 2016 elections in regard to promoting Donald Trump for President, WWN has learned.

“Seriously, how the fuck is this fair? I had to sit for hours answering idiotic questions from technophobes and then Elon has gone full Joseph Goebbels without anyone batting an eyelid,” Zuckerberg wrote, all in caps.

“He’s not even hiding it like I did. No Cambridge Analytica nonsense here; Elon is just blatantly bombarding X users with pro-Trump rhetoric like there’s zero consequences and is probably getting well paid for it too on the sly – why didn’t I think of that?” the 40-year-old billionaire continued, kicking himself now for being such a sucker and failing to promote right-wing personalities paid to produce content by Russian operatives as Musk has recently done.

“Trump is even promising Elon that he’ll appoint him as a government efficiency expert! Like, hello Bozo? Where was my government efficiency expert role when I helped get your orange ass elected? All I got was an 8-hour lecture from Congress.”

Disappointed with the engagement his Facebook rant was getting despite him putting up the reach to maximum, Zuckerberg quickly deleted the posts before muttering, “there’s no one on this thing anymore”.

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