Caring! Israel Pause Fighting So Children They Will Later Kill In Bombings Can Receive Polio Vaccine

THE ISRAELI DEFENCE Forces have reaffirmed people’s faith in humanity after agreeing to a pause in fighting which will allow Gazan children, some of whom they will ultimately kill in bombings and sniper fire, to receive a polio vaccination.

“You can criticise but I think this shows the IDF ain’t all bad,” said one observer of an army which has bombed the homes, schools and hospitals occupied by these same children and in the process created the largest cohort of pediatric amputees in history.

“Even in the darkest days the light shines on everyone,” added another observer, happy in the knowledge children the IDF have restricted food and water to, while forcing them to flee from location to location under bombing, will avail of inoculation against the infectious poliovirus disease.

Vaccinations will be rolled out in three different each stages with fighting pausing for three consecutive days between 6am and 3pm local time, meaning during the other 15 hours of the day freshly vaccinated children will be considered ‘legitimate targets’ by the IDF.

“You don’t need to take sides, this is objectively a good thing that is being done. These kids need to be protected from polio,” offered one current affairs buff, who noted the sad absence of a cure against precision air strikes from a military with an annual budget of $24 billion which has the full support of a number of western nations.