With Hamas Leader Killed, Israel Expected To Fully Back Immediate Two-State Solution

THE APPARENT DEATH of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh by Israeli military in Iran, in addition to a separate strike that killed a top Hezbollah official, has finally paved the way for a lasting peace and immediate pathway to implementing a lasting peace much to the relief of Benjamin Netanyahu and his Israeli government.

“Should we announce formal two-state efforts now or…?” queried UN officials, clearly relieved that now Netanyahu had achieved his stated goal of dismantling Hamas the pursuit of peaceful dialogue and a two-state solution could be actioned.

“I have to confess I’m kind of embarrassed,” admitted Netanyahu, “if I had known I could just specifically target the leader of Hamas when he ventured to Iran I wouldn’t have dropped 75,000 tonnes of explosives on Gaza, murdered 40,000 people, displaced hundreds of thousands and destroyed their homes, every university and almost every hospital. Silly me”.

It is believed such decisive actions taken by the IDF which include strikes on Beirut could now see everyone in the Middle East all calm down.

“While we might not agree with how Israel has achieved its aims, now that it has we welcome this new peaceful era in which honest and earnest diplomacy will be embraced by Netanyahu,” shared international experts who seemingly forgot the Likud leader once told his party Hamas must be allowed to flourish so a two-state solution is impossible.

Elsewhere, some Israeli politicians welcomed the timing of Haniyeh’s death as it meant less media coverage would be devoted to the fact some elected representatives stormed Sde Teiman army base demanding the release of Isreali soldiers accused of sodomising a Palestinian prisoner so severely he was unable to walk, in addition to the fact the parliament was debating whether such actions constitute ‘legitimate’ forms of torture.