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Dublin Girl’s Parents Will Pay For Fucking Ice Sculpture At Her 21st, Or Else
DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly has politely confirmed to her parents that if her upcoming 21st birthday party celebrations do not ... -
Liberal.ie Forced To Lay Off 12,676 Junior Staff
THERE was bad news on the jobs front in county Louth this afternoon after Liberal.ie editor Leo Sherlock was forced ... -
Woman Shopping For Eyeliner In MAC Now €3,000 In Debt
AN innocent Waterford woman who simply wanted to replace her eyeliner has exited the MAC concession at BT2 in Dundrum ... -
79% Of Office Workers Spend Morning Thinking About What To Get For Lunch
A NEW study has revealed that the majority of office workers get next to no work done in the early ... -
Waterford Mother Continues 30-Year Long Habit Of Passive Aggressively Undermining Daughters
A WATERFORD MOTHER of four daughters has signaled she has no intention of bringing an end to her passive aggressive ... -
BREAKING: Sharon Got Engaged. Fucking Sharon! And You Can’t Even Get A Date
DESPITE having intimate knowledge of how much of a pain in the hole she can be, somehow, against all odds, ... -
Lad Working In Advertising Reckons He’s A Bit Of A Don Draper
A LOCAL Dublin man working in an advertising agency has led everyone in the office to believe he reckons he’s ... -
Kilkenny Declares 3 Weeks Of Mourning
RESIDENTS of Kilkenny are reportedly unavailable for comment today after the county officially declared it will be taking three weeks ... -
Surgeon Has Nagging Feeling He Removed The Wrong Lung
“LEFT? Left! Or… the right one? Yeah, the right one was the right one, or shit, was it the wrong ... -
Playground Study Confirms Girls Are Gross
THE final playground poll of the school year conducted among boys aged 5-9 has found once again that girls are ...
