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Local Man Still Has Crippling Flashbacks To Oxegen
“SOMETIMES… sometimes it’s like I’m back in that tent,” sobs Martin Freeman, one of Ireland’s few remaining veterans of the ... -
Local Lad Sees Nothing Wrong With Showing Friends Naked Pictures Of His Ex
A LOCAL Waterford man is under the impression he is a ‘complete and utter legend’ following his decision to circulate ... -
“I’m Just Beginning To Hit My Peak”, Says Enda Kenny
“I AIN’T even begun to reach my full potential as leader of this country,” exclaimed Enda Kenny today, amid chatter ... -
Dublin Landlords Have Just Surpassed Famine Big House Levels
LANDLORDS in the Nation’s capital have reportedly reached famine ‘Big House’ levels of greed, after managing to raise rent prices ... -
Rail Commuters Refuse To Allow Bus Strike Migrants On Train
THERE were harrowing scenes at train stations across the capital this morning, as distressed victims of the ongoing Dublin Bus ... -
Everything Preventing Me From Getting What I Want Is Sexism, Confirms Local Woman
A LOCAL woman who has failed to achieve a number of goals in her life up until this point has ... -
Local Teenager Cringes To Death After Mother Says ‘Fam’
AUTHORITIES have ruled the death of a Waterford teenager as a ‘tragic accident’, after it emerged that the young man ... -
WATERFORD UNDER ATTACK! 700 Starbucks Cafes Open Overnight!
THE proud county of Waterford has appealed for international military intervention after a fresh Starbucks insurgency resulted in the opening ... -
Meet The Waterford Teenager Who Landed €144 Dole Weeks After Leaving School
IT’S not everyday an 18-year-old leaves school for a social welfare payment guaranteeing them €144 per week, but Mark Jacobs ... -
BREAKING: Possible Coup Underway In Cork
NEWS is starting to filter through to WWN central, about a possible coup underway in Cork City. Reports came in ... -
“We Will Endorse Any Policy That’ll Get Us In Power” – Fianna Fáil
FIANNA FÁIL confirmed they have ratified a motion from its members to pursue and endorse absolutely any policies that will ... -
How Enda Got His Mojo Back
WITH the Dáil back in session and the government determined to get at least one thing right before Fianna Fáil ...
