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Micheál Martin Invites Stephen Donnelly To Join The Dark Side
Following TD Stephen Donnelly’s decision to leave the nascent Social Democrats party, Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin has been quick ... -
Decontamination Team Should Have Stradbally Back To Normal By October
A TEAM of decontamination specialists have begun work on the Electric Picnic grounds in Stradbally, in a bid to clean ... -
Invoice Shows Sellafield Spent “A Worrying Amount” On Duct Tape Last Year
SELLAFIELD chiefs have dismissed a catalogue of safety concerns outlined in a recent BBC documentary, but have remained tight-lipped as to ... -
Roddy Doyle’s Aul Lads Treated For Alcoholism
TWO elderly Dublin gentlemen who were made famous by author Roddy Doyle have been admitted to a rehabilitation clinic in ... -
Terminally Ill Man Accidentally Books ‘Youth In Asia’ Summer Camp Trip
A TERMINALLY Waterford man is kicking himself after accidentally booking a trip to a ‘Youth in Asia’ summer camp at ... -
Slightly Uneven Picture Frame In Local Cafe Driving Woman Slowly Insane
DUBLIN woman Shona Grogan is approaching the cusp of the precipice of the edge of complete and utter insanity in ... -
Sexy Girls Brought Here By Human Traffickers Are Waiting For Your Call Right Now
ALL across Ireland, sexy young ladies who were brought here by gangs of human traffickers are waiting for your sexy ... -
God Just Being A Prick By Making Weather “Colder Than It Looks”
“WATCH, watch, watch… he’s reaching for his coat but then he says ‘nah, it looks alright’, and out he goes! ... -
Scientists Confirm Discovery Of Most Irish Thing Ever
A GROUP of scientists in Trinity College Dublin have made what has been described as the most significant discovery in ... -
WWN Profiles: Tim Cook
AS the EU’s ruling against Apple in a tax case continues to dominate the headlines, WWN takes a closer look ... -
Local Student Reluctantly Accepts 2nd Round CAO Offer For Some Shite He Doesn’t Want To ...
THE WATERFORD town of Ardmore was the scene of next to no celebrations as student Dermot Higgins received his second ... -
Pensioners Storm Offices Of RTÉ Demanding The Return Of Teletext
A GROUP of violent pensioners have stormed RTÉ buildings in Donnybrook demanding that teletext be returned to their televisions immediately. ...
