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Heaven Missing A Record Number Of Angels, According To Local Creep
ESTIMATES on the number of angels missing from Heaven has been revised thanks to the hard work of one Waterford ... -
Local Woman Wants You To Delete This
LOCAL internet patroller Janet Hendricks has expressed annoyance that an article she disliked online has yet to be deleted, despite ... -
Irish People Under The Impression Government Would Spend Apple’s €13bn On Them
IN yet another example of how Irish people are the most naive species in the known universe, a new poll ... -
Commuters Forced To Find Alternative Ways To Be Late As Dublin Bus Strike Looms
COMMUTERS in Dublin are faced with the unenviable task of finding a service that matches Dublin Bus for the time ... -
Government To Ignore Latest iOS Update
MINISTER for finance Michael Noonan has clicked ‘close’ on a recent update from Apple, claiming that it’s probably unnecessary and ... -
4-Year-Old Gives Up On Irish Language 3 Seconds Into First Lesson
JUNIOR INFANTS pupil Jack Gillihan has already given up on the Irish language just 3 seconds into his first ever ... -
AMAZING GESTURE! Robbie Keane Set To Donate His 67 International Goals To Charity!
FOLLOWING his announcement that he is to retire from international football, Ireland’s all-time leading goalscorer surprised the public with a ... -
“We’ll Get This, Put Your Money Away”, Ireland Tells Apple
THE Irish government has stressed that it won’t hear of Apple paying whatever penalty arises from a European investigation into ... -
Local Man’s Life Appears 200% More Interesting On Social Media Than It Is
IN an astonishing turn of events, a Waterford man has shocked those closest to his Facebook newsfeed with revelations that ... -
Motorists Advised To Add Nine Hours To Journeys To Allow For Back-To-School Traffic
TINNED food, bottled water and spare fuel; just three of the things that motorists have been advised to carry in ... -
eBay Puts 150 People’s Lives Up For Auction
HAVING decided to pack up and move away from their Dundalk facility, online giant eBay have opted to stick the ... -
Irish Banks To Start Charging Customers To Enter/Leave Branches
BANKS across the country are to start charging customers entering and then leaving branches in a bid to recoup record ...
