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Clothes ‘Went Up Clean’ On Child This Morning, Insists Mother
A WATERFORD mother has strenuously denied claims that she dressed her 7-year old-son in dirty clothes this morning, claiming that ... -
Archeologists Confirm Mayo Built On Cursed Indian Burial Ground
AS the majority of Mayo made the journey home from Croke Park yesterday, they could be forgiven for thinking their ... -
Scientists Discover What That Guy’s Fucking Problem Is
A TEAM of behavioural research scientists working tirelessly around the clock have finally worked out just exactly what that fucking guy’s ... -
34 Injured As Swarm Of Killer Jellyfish Take To Land & Attack Primary School
THE LEGITIMATE concerns of parents nationwide have been proven correct if the harrowing news emanating from a Waterford school this ... -
Government To Tackle Homelessness, 8th Amendment, Right After They Solve Chewing Gum On Street
THE GOVERNMENT has made assurances to the Irish public that pressing issues such as homelessness, Irish Water, the 8th amendment ... -
“Well Done To Me & Dundalk On Their Win, But Mainly Me” John Delaney
LAST NIGHT the Tallaght Stadium played host to Irish football history as Dundalk secured a win against Maccabi Tel Aviv, ... -
The Garda Strike: All You Need To Know
IRELAND is facing the unprecedented possibility of an all out strike by rank and file Gardaí, but just what does ... -
Fuck Real News, Here’s What Kate Middleton Is Wearing In Canada
IN A similar move to many of our media peers, we here at WWN decided to divert most of our ... -
Smug Prick Passes Driving Test On First Go
THERE were bitter scenes this morning at a Waterford office after one man arrived to work with the news that ... -
“Take Our 12.5% Tax & I’ll Take Your Life” Noonan Screams At EU Leaders In ...
MINISTER for Finance Michael Noonan once again offered a robust defence of Ireland’s 12.5% corporation tax by threatening violence on ... -
Dublin’s Top 5 Gangsters With Funny Names
GIVING hardened criminals a quirky nickname is nothing new; in fact, the practice spans all the way back to the ... -
Met Éireann Confirm Rain For The Next 4 Months
MET ÉIREANN have confirmed they are set to go on their annual four months of leave starting today as there ...
