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Garda Commissioner Arrests Breathalyzer Test In Show Of Force
UNDER PRESSURE Garda Commissioner Noirín O’Sullivan attended the arrest of one garda breathalyzer test which is believed to be part ... -
People Who Hate Mrs Browns Boys Reminded They Don’t Have To Watch New Chat Show
LEADING experts in Mrs. Brown’s Boys avoidance have issued a series of actions people can undertake in order to refrain ... -
Cavan Man Goes Rummaging Through Drawer For Last Year’s Daffodil
WITH Daffodil Day 2017 in full swing all across the country, one Cavan local has spent the past hour or ... -
Electric Picnic Line-Up Looks Shit, Says Everyone Without A Ticket
THE line-up announced for this year’s Electric Picnic arts festival has been declared one of the worst in living memory ... -
Local Man’s Best Friend Cheating On Him With Sounder, Better Looking Lad
“THE SIGNS were there, I just didn’t want to see them”. The words of heartbroken friend and banter enthusiast James ... -
Armed TV Licence Enforcers To Be Deployed Nationwide
A CRACK team of specially trained TV licence inspectors are to be deployed in a bid to recoup the €40m in ... -
Failing All Your Mocks ‘Nothing To Worry About’, Students Told
WITH the mock exam season in full swing across the country, Leaving Cert students are being assured that a failure ... -
Local Man Wears Hats Now
ALTHOUGH they initially dismissed the wearing of hats as a passing fad or a byproduct of the cold weather, friends ... -
“Squatters’ Rights” Shouts Kenny As He Barricades Himself Into Taoiseach’s Office
RACING through the corridors of Leinster House pursued on foot by Simon Coveney and Leo Varadkar, Enda Kenny reached the ... -
Plea To Double Licence Fee Voted Funniest Comedy RTÉ Has Ever Produced
IRISH audiences today wiped the tears of laughter from their eyes for long enough to declare that the new director ...