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Local Man Had Trial For United But Got Injured
WATERFORD man Gary Begley has confirmed that he would have signed a 10 year contract worth €100 million with Manchester ... -
Is This Automatic Soap Dispenser Enough Of A Talking Point To Save Your Marriage?
A NEW wall-mounted kitchen gadget that sits above your worktop and automatically dispenses just the right amount of soap when you wave ... -
Dublin Restaurant Awarded With First Ever Michelin Constellation
A DUBLIN restaurant has made culinary history after receiving the first ever Michelin Constellation, WWN can reveal. Upmarket Ballsbridge eatery ... -
Local Headcase Suggests Extending World Mental Health Day To 365 Days A Year
A WATERFORD man, described by colleagues as a ‘headcase’ has made the controversial suggestion that World Mental Health Day be ... -
Noonan Starts Budget With “You’re Fucking Welcome”
LEAKED copies of the Minister For Finance’s budget speech today have outlined an opening paragraph in which Michael Noonan will ... -
Government To Unveil Budget In Sold Out 3 Arena Gig
THE stage is set and the tickets sold out in record time, shortly after 12.30pm today Michael Noonan will take ... -
Reports Of Clowns Spotted In Leinster House
FOLLOWING an eerie outbreak of clown sightings across the world in recent weeks, Ireland has joined the list of countries ... -
Moldova Stunned By Loss To Tournament Outsiders
WORLD Cup hopefuls Moldova suffered a shock defeat at home to tournament minnows Republic of Ireland last night, with sources ... -
Everything An Inside Job, Confirms Local Conspiracy Theorist
A CONSPIRACY theorist with an address in the it’s none of your business, we’re probably being watched right now area ... -
Waterford Mother To Spend The Day Reading The Death Notices
A WATERFORD CITY resident is to spend what remains of the day closely studying the death notices in a number ... -
Gardaí Launch Appeal As Euro 2016 Fans Goes Missing During Ireland’s Match Against Georgia
GARDAÍ have admitted to the media that they are very concerned for as many as 50,000 football fans who attended ... -
“I’m Outraged Irish Suffer The Same Discrimination Abroad As Foreigners Do Here”
RESPONDING to the scandalous news that Irish people in Australia are being denied jobs because they are not Australian, local ...
