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Doctors Baffled As Dublin Man Has 10 Shades Of Shit Kicked Out Of Him
DOCTORS in St Vincent’s hospital in Dublin have had to seek a specialist opinion from their US counterparts this week ... -
5 Places To Take A Dump If McDonalds Go On Strike
WORKERS in McDonalds in the UK have taken strike action for the first time, demanding an end to zero hours ... -
“Hurricane Irma Has Nothing On Hurricane Charley,” Confirms Waterford Man
WATERFORD man Henry Gorman has admitted to being rather ‘teed-off’ by the incessant noise coming from TV, radio and online ... -
Brexit Could ‘Derail Irish Economy’, Take Your Sister Out To Dinner & Never Call Her ...
FEARS relating to the after effects of Britain leaving the EU are intensifying after the latest dire warning from experts. ... -
“Anything Happen While I Was Away?”
BREEZING into the office this morning at 9.05am, Garda Commissioner Noirin O’Sullivan was the picture perfect definition of a well ... -
There Probably Won’t Be A Nuclear War, Confirms Local Taxi Driver
THOSE expressing alarm about the escalating tensions between the United States and North Korea have been urged to ‘chillax their ... -
Local Woman Always Has Something Wrong With Her
LOCAL LISMORE woman Rebecca O’Dowd always has something wrong with her if her most recent 1,000 health complaints are to ... -
Ambulances To Be Fitted With Old Man Who Knows Roads ‘Real Well’
“AUL McCarthy, is it? Heart at him?” said Noel Coughlan, the 76-year-old man assigned to a team of paramedics operating ... -
Guide To Securing All Ireland Final Tickets From The Local GAA Club
SO you’ve followed your county to every single match they played; through hail, sleet, wind and rain but for some ... -
Smug Prick Bringing Camper Van To Electric Picnic
THE owner of a camper van heading to Electric Picnic is set to really rub it in the faces of ...
