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Taoiseach Buys Cool New Socks In Bid To Distract From Mounting Pressure
CURRENT Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has headed into town to buy himself some funky new socks, in a bid to distract ... -
“They Kept Asking Me Questions About Garda Stuff” The INSANE Demands On Garda Commissioner
THE persecution and career of the amazing revolutionary policing force that is Garda Commissioner Nóirín O’Sullivan has now come to ... -
“Those Culchie Lunatics. I Feared For My Life” – Bat
“It might be funny to you, but when you have a demented Kerryman chasing you with a towel then maybe ... -
Child Who Just Discovered Whistling About To Get Very Annoying
AN at present ‘adorable child’ will cross over into the realm of ‘insufferable little bollocks who won’t shut up’ within ... -
Lad Back From Holidays Would Want To Shut Up About It
A LOCAL Waterford man back from an extended trip abroad, which took in a variety of countries has been urged ... -
BREAKING: Commissioner Gordon Resigns Over Breath Test Scandal
THE Minister for Justice and Equality Charles Flanagan has today paid tribute to assistant Commissioner James “Jim” Gordon, who announced that he would ... -
Designer Responsible For The Seat Upholstery On The DART Is Finally Arrested
INTERPOL agents in Antwerp have confirmed the arrest of designer Warren ‘Eyesore’ Enright today after a two decade long manhunt ... -
Residents Oppose Appearance Of Wanderly Wagon
“WE have nothing against the occupants of the Wanderly Wagon, said one resident of an affluent Waterford housing estate earlier ... -
Mayo GAA Fans Now On 1,378th Decade Of Rosary
THE entire county of Mayo has just entered their 1,378th decade of the rosary ahead of the All-Ireland Senior Football ... -
Doctors Baffled As Dublin Man Has 10 Shades Of Shit Kicked Out Of Him
DOCTORS in St Vincent’s hospital in Dublin have had to seek a specialist opinion from their US counterparts this week ...
