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How Mayo CAN Beat Dublin This Sunday
WHILE many GAA pundits have already handed over the Sam Maguire to Dublin for the next 25 years in a ... -
“Piss Off We Don’t Care,” Parents Tell Junior Cert Children
ELATED teenagers across the country who received their Junior Certificate results today have been told by their exam weary parents ... -
RTÉ Launch “Ireland’s Next Top Garda”
THE hunt for the new Garda Commissioner is to be televised on RTÉ later this Autumn, in a glitzy reality-based ... -
Man Cheats Death After Noticing Mold On Slice Pan
A LISMORE man is counting his lucky stars after coming within inches of killing himself earlier today in his kitchen, ... -
“Jesus, You Can’t Say ANYTHING These Days”
AS PART of our WWN Voices series, we give a platform to people that we really shouldn’t. Today is the ... -
Delight For Waterford Woman After Boyfriend Pukes Ring Up
WATERFORD woman Marion Dennehy was overcome with emotion yesterday after discovering an 18ct engagement ring in the toilet after her ... -
Taoiseach Buys Cool New Socks In Bid To Distract From Mounting Pressure
CURRENT Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has headed into town to buy himself some funky new socks, in a bid to distract ... -
“They Kept Asking Me Questions About Garda Stuff” The INSANE Demands On Garda Commissioner
THE persecution and career of the amazing revolutionary policing force that is Garda Commissioner Nóirín O’Sullivan has now come to ... -
“Those Culchie Lunatics. I Feared For My Life” – Bat
“It might be funny to you, but when you have a demented Kerryman chasing you with a towel then maybe ... -
Child Who Just Discovered Whistling About To Get Very Annoying
AN at present ‘adorable child’ will cross over into the realm of ‘insufferable little bollocks who won’t shut up’ within ...
