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There Probably Won’t Be A Nuclear War, Confirms Local Taxi Driver
THOSE expressing alarm about the escalating tensions between the United States and North Korea have been urged to ‘chillax their ... -
Local Woman Always Has Something Wrong With Her
LOCAL LISMORE woman Rebecca O’Dowd always has something wrong with her if her most recent 1,000 health complaints are to ... -
Ambulances To Be Fitted With Old Man Who Knows Roads ‘Real Well’
“AUL McCarthy, is it? Heart at him?” said Noel Coughlan, the 76-year-old man assigned to a team of paramedics operating ... -
Guide To Securing All Ireland Final Tickets From The Local GAA Club
SO you’ve followed your county to every single match they played; through hail, sleet, wind and rain but for some ... -
Smug Prick Bringing Camper Van To Electric Picnic
THE owner of a camper van heading to Electric Picnic is set to really rub it in the faces of ... -
Government To House Homeless Families In Ikea
SWEDISH furniture giants Ikea have agreed to a new scheme which will see several homeless families housed in the display ... -
Man Hides 100 Cans In Stradbally Ahead Of Electric Picnic
“THIS might actually be the single smartest thing anyone has ever done in history,” said Electric Picnic ticket holder Paul ... -
Construction Nuns To Begin Work On New Maternity Hospital After Planning Granted
PLANNING permission has been given the go-ahead for the new National Maternity Hospital in the grounds of St Vincent’s Hospital, ... -
Waterford To Close At 5pm Today In Order To Prepare For All-Ireland Final
LOCAL businesses, public bodies and residents have agreed that such is the level of excitement in the county that it ... -
WWN Property: How To Name A Housing Estate
WITH the property boom back in full swing, developments are finally starting to spring up around Ireland once again. People ...
