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Mel Gibson Hires Saxophone Player To Follow Him Around At All Times
HOLLYWOOD icon Mel Gibson has arranged for a private saxophonist to follow him around at all times and play a ... -
487 Deaths Resulting From That Thing Ireland Doesn’t Talk About
ACCORDING to the latest available figures from the Central Statistics Office a total of 487 people died as a result ... -
Local Man Heartbroken To Learn Best Friend Has A Different Best Friend
PLUMMETING to the deepest depths of emotional turmoil rarely visited by any human being, a local Waterford man is said ... -
Government Reverse Ministers Pay Rise After Realising They Can’t Get Away With It
GOVERNMENT ministers have come out today to reiterate that their decision not to take up the €12,000 increase in salary ... -
Majority Of Owners Still Refusing To Pay Their Dogs Minimum Wage
A SHOCKING study carried by WWN in conjunction with the Irish Institute for Research of Studies has revealed that the ... -
Local Man’s Diet Does Not Count Between 1am-4am
ONE Waterford man has admitted his current attempt to lose weight and get in shape has been hampered by his ... -
Government To Set Up Independent Body To Intimidate Garda Whistleblowers
IN response to the criticism levelled at the Government and Garda Commissioner Noirin O’Sullivan for the treatment endured by Garda ... -
Thousands Wait In Dundalk To See How Sterling Is Doing Before Crossing Border
THE Northbound M1 between Drogheda and Newry has become a virtual car park in the past few hours, as thousands ... -
Do You Have Old VHS Tapes In The Attic? They Could Be Worth Fuck All
YOUR decision to store all your old VHS tapes in the attic under the belief that one day they might ... -
“We’ve Never Had An Argument” Local Unbearable Couple Confirm
A LOCAL couple with an address in the Waterford area of Europe have confirmed to anyone who will listen that ... -
National Shortage Of Pork Pullers Reported
IT’S been referred to as the greatest crisis the Irish food industry has ever faced, and a damning indictment of ... -
GOT HIM! We Track Down The Man Who Caused All Your Insurance Premiums To Skyrocket
DID your car insurance premiums take an unexplained jump when you went to renew them this year? You may have ...
