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After Resurrecting The Dire Wolf, Scientists Urged To Bring Back Extinct Temple Bar Goths
IN ASTONISHING news, a group of scientists are laying claiming to having resurrected the long extinct dire wolf, last seen ... -
Government Announce Strict Airbnb Rules They Announced Years Ago That They’ll Never Enforce
IN WHAT appears to be a reminder re-announcement after a rejig of regulations and rules, Minister for Enterprise, Tourism and ... -
Molly Statue Fitted With Machine Gun Turrets To Deter Groping Tourists
IN WELCOME news Dublin City Council has repurposed money that was earmarked to be wasted on social housing to provide ... -
Man Binge Watches Driveway After Installing Ring Camera
THERE ARE fears of the long term negative effects to local man Dermot O’Casey’s life after he installed a Ring ... -
Another Irish Tradition Gone: 9 In 10 Criminals Lack Proper Pipe Bomb Making Skills
PEOPLE with traditional pipe bomb making skills are being asked to come forward after a man was injured in a ... -
Gardaí Starting To Suspect Ireland Is A Hotspot For International Drug Importation
GARDA crime units across the country have said they have a sneaking suspicion that Ireland may be a hotspot for ... -
Investigation Launched As Town Parade Had Underwhelming Number Of Tractors In Paddy’s Day Parade
THE NPDPTT or National Patrick’s Day Parades Tractor Tracker has recorded a worrying dip in the presence of a big ... -
“Digging Holes On Golf Course A Bigger Crime Than Enabling A Genocide”
WWN RESIDENT opinion columnist Anne Trope has strong opinions on the ongoing genocide against 9am tee-times at Doonbeg golf course, ... -
“Worse Than Waterboarding” Confirms Man Stuck Beside Burke Family On Flight Back To Dublin
A PASSENGER on a transatlantic flight from Washington DC to Dublin has appealed for the help of Amnesty International and ... -
Burkes Even A Bit Too Weird For Christian Fundamentalist Republicans
MERE MINUTES after touching down in Washington DC, the notorious Burke family are already grating on the patience of their ...
