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Another Irish Tradition Gone: 9 In 10 Criminals Lack Proper Pipe Bomb Making Skills
PEOPLE with traditional pipe bomb making skills are being asked to come forward after a man was injured in a ... -
Gardaí Starting To Suspect Ireland Is A Hotspot For International Drug Importation
GARDA crime units across the country have said they have a sneaking suspicion that Ireland may be a hotspot for ... -
Investigation Launched As Town Parade Had Underwhelming Number Of Tractors In Paddy’s Day Parade
THE NPDPTT or National Patrick’s Day Parades Tractor Tracker has recorded a worrying dip in the presence of a big ... -
“Digging Holes On Golf Course A Bigger Crime Than Enabling A Genocide”
WWN RESIDENT opinion columnist Anne Trope has strong opinions on the ongoing genocide against 9am tee-times at Doonbeg golf course, ... -
“Worse Than Waterboarding” Confirms Man Stuck Beside Burke Family On Flight Back To Dublin
A PASSENGER on a transatlantic flight from Washington DC to Dublin has appealed for the help of Amnesty International and ... -
Burkes Even A Bit Too Weird For Christian Fundamentalist Republicans
MERE MINUTES after touching down in Washington DC, the notorious Burke family are already grating on the patience of their ... -
“There Was No Autism In My Day” Says Local Man Of Society That Immediately Alienated ...
RESPONDING to Department of Education figures that reveal there has been a threefold increase in children being diagnosed with autism ... -
Local Man Celebrates ‘World Books Gathering Dust On Shelf He’s Never Going To Read Day’
WHILE MILLIONS across the world share in celebrating World Book Day, local man Andrew Fanning had a one-man literary festival ... -
Sessioner Parents Don’t Know What They’ve Done To Deserve Boring Risk Averse Nerd Of A ...
A MARRIED PAIR of hardened session veterans are starting to wonder if they’ve been placed under some torturous curse as ... -
“Ah No It’s Grand, Stop Fussing Over Me” Insists Irish Father With Green Bulbous Sack ...
LOCAL FATHER Brian O’Fannon has asked that people ‘go away and stop being at him’ and to cease all pleas ...
