Man Binge Watches Driveway After Installing Ring Camera

THERE ARE fears of the long term negative effects to local man Dermot O’Casey’s life after he installed a Ring camera on the front of his house, WWN understands.

“My productivity in work has fucking plummeted,” explained O’Casey who now takes 8 toilet breaks each day in order to stream his driveway like it’s a surprise drop of a new season of Squid Games.

Unable to resist the novelty of being able to see his driveway on his phone no matter where in the world (4.7km down the road in a business park) he is, O’Casey has successfully binge watched his quiet uneventful house for a total of 79 hours since installing the camera several days ago.

“It’s like I’m the director of a movie, and it all takes place in my driveway,” the 44-year-old with nothing much else going on shared, as the edge of a green bin was visible at the end of his drive.

“I’ve forgotten to pick up the kids from their Nanna’s three days in a row, this shit is addictive, the adrenaline buzz when I see a ‘motion detected at your front door’ alert, it could be anything!” explained O’Casey now watching a delivery driver deliver a package.

“Now without this thing, I’d never of known that happened,” explained O’Casey, who received several texts and emails from the delivery company confirming the delivery of his parcel.

UPDATE: The office floor of Norton Engineering has come to a stand still as O’Casey shows several male colleagues live footage of his empty driveway like it was a picture of his first born.

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