Category: LOCAL NEWS

Local Man Can’t Get Covid For Love Nor Money

WITH the summer holidays quickly approaching and a whole pile of things on his to-do list, Waterford man Seamus Pringle has set out to finally catch coronavirus for the first time. Pringle, 36, feels he has managed to avoid the infection for the entirety of the pandemic thanks to adequate social distancing, mask-wearing and good… Read more »

Man Fighting Overwhelming Urge To Draw Great Big Willy In ‘Message For Future Generations’ Space

ONE LOCAL census filler outer is suppressing all juvenile urges while contemplating his official form, especially when it comes to the ‘time capsule’ section which offers people the chance to write a message to future generations. “But it’d be hilarious,” reasoned Daniel Pheland in his head as he stared at the blank white space, which… Read more »