Category: LOCAL NEWS

Woman In Indian Restaurant Regretting Jumpsuit

ONE DUBLIN woman making a beeline for the toilets is cursing her decision to wear her jumpsuit to dinner at The Curry Pot restaurant. Eye witnesses confirm that Helen Crannon suddenly excused herself from the table she was dining at with several friends and was seen beginning the labour and time-intensive task of disrobing and… Read more »

“He’s An Intergalactic Eejit” Miles O’Brien Disowns Housing Minister Brother

DARRAGH O’BRIEN had just minutes to enjoy surviving his 80th vote of no confidence motion of the year in the Dáil before his estranged brother and Starfleet chief petty officer Miles O’Brien broke his silence on his sibling’s political career. “I’ve traveled the galaxy and seen countless aliens races of distinct variations, ideologies and capabilities… Read more »

Graham Dwyer Appeal Set To Boil Piss Nationwide

AS THE Court of Appeal begins hearing his case against his 2012 conviction for the murder of childcare worker Elaine O’Hara, the nation is stocking up on Gaviscon to combat the heartburn that Graham Dwyer walking free on a technicality would cause. The killer’s legal team will argue that the use of his mobile phone… Read more »

The Upsides Of Homelessness

WWN is delighted to be paid a small fee to partner with the 11 local authorities in Ireland that failed to build a single house in 2022 to produce this uplifting guide on the hidden upsides of homelessness. The fresh air Not being tied down. A mortgage is like a milestone around the neck. Rent… Read more »