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Free Meals, Electricity, Bed, Gym, Roof Over Heads; Prison Not Sounding Bad Now To Local ...
“OKAY, Mark, if you go down to Londis with this toy gun and rob the place with your sister, me ... -
“Citizens Assembly Members Not Understanding Final Vote Probably Stoned,” Confirms Paul Reid
“AWFUL smell of weed in here, anyone else get that stench?” chair of the Citizens Assembly on Drugs Paul Reid ... -
Israeli Ambassador Orders Air Strikes On Phoenix Park
“PHOENIX PARK, Castleknock, Ashtown and the surrounding areas are legitimate targets, the fact President Higgins uses them as human shields ... -
Storm Babet Continues Met Éireann’s Long Tradition Of Warning Irish People About Rain
THE INCOMING Storm Babet and the accompanying warnings and alerts issued by Met Éireann serves to highlight a major failing ... -
Army Called In As Homeless Man Spotted Eyeing Up Vacant Property
CLONMEL town centre was closed off this morning as a standoff between the Irish army and a homeless man who ... -
Gardaí To Estimate Latest Cocaine Haul By Picking Number From Hat
UNSURE how much their latest cocaine haul is worth, Gardaí said they will estimate the find later this evening in ... -
Lollipop Lady Turf War Claims 18th Victim
GARDAÍ have appealed for all guns and machetes to be surrendered that are currently held in the possession of anyone ... -
Council Unsure If Dilapidated Building Unoccupied For Decade Counts As ‘Vacant’ Building
TASKED with identifying vacant properties within its boundaries, one local council is struggling significantly with the task despite the best ... -
Weird! Sinn Féin Won’t Share Secrets Of Running Flawless Health Service In Northern Ireland
DESPITE many polite inquiries from voters, media outlets, health experts and opposition parties, Sinn Féin seem in no rush to ... -
Security To Pat Down & Check Surgeons For Springs Before Performing Spinal Surgery
OUT OF an abundance of caution and to mitigate against the fact they clearly haven’t previously shown the slightest bit ...