Bastard Bin Company Insisting Customer Has Body Parts In Wrong Colour Bin

CUSTOMERS frustration is at an all-time high with waste disposal services after the implementation of a ‘shaming initiative’ which has seen customer’s waste photographed and critiqued for customer’s pathetic attempts at recycling.

“It’s just not on, it’s creepy even. To wake up to an email from my binman telling my bins are all wrong and should be in the brown bin. Where do they get off,” confirmed angry customer Noel Tramell.

Tramell, who tells WWN he prides himself on responsible recycling said he was issued a warning by Panda recylcing over the fact he placed various limbs and body parts in the black bin, admonishing him and pointing out organic waste belongs in the brown bin.

“Everybody knows bones take decades to degrade, I can’t be putting them in the brown bin, I’m doing them and the environment a favour anyway. My tenant isn’t around anymore, and human’s are the biggest carbon creators on the planet,” Tramell added, so incensed he is seeking to change bin provider.

“And another thing, how am I supposed to know legs and arms go in the same bin as a lung or a liver? They don’t even tell us, there’s no leaflet, nothing. They’re paid to take the waste away, they can fecking deal with it,” concluded Tramell, taking a bone saw to what will be the contents of next week’s black bin.

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