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“I’ve Received Death Threats” We Speak With The Bat Responsible For Covid-19
WHILE the world’s humans have been caught up in their struggle to contain the Covid-19 outbreak, very few have given ... -
How To Talk About Something Other Than Coronavirus; We Show You How
IT’S all anyone is talking about, it’s all anyone seems to have the ability to talk about but if anyone ... -
Coronavirus Latest: Is It Time To Turn On Each Other?
HAVING endured almost an entire fortnight of dealing with the Coronavirus in a calm, measured manner, the time is upon ... -
Local Man Sick To Fucking Death Hearing About The Coronavirus
SELF-ISOLATING himself from all forms of news and media, local man Tommy Rogers has claimed the only thing he’s sick ... -
World’s Billionaires Last Seen Boarding NASA Shuttle For Mars
THE WORLD’S billionaires have denied their sudden departure on a NASA shuttle bound for Mars has anything to do with ... -
Man Stopped At Dublin Airport Smuggling Hand Sanitiser Into Country
THE MAN has claimed he was forced into ingesting pellets carrying the valuable black market product by drug gangs who ... -
Self-Love During Self-Isolation: A Guide
AS the rest of the world continues to fret and fuss over the (admittedly frightening) advance of the Coronavirus, WWN ... -
Second Case Of Nation Completely Losing Its Shit Confirmed By Health Authorities
THE SECOND CASE of the general public ‘losing its shit’ in the Republic of Ireland has been confirmed by the ... -
Local Man Appoints Himself World’s Foremost Expert On Coronavirus
RAISING a hand drawn certificate with the words ‘Coronvilus Espert!’ on it above his shoulders in dignified celebration, one staggeringly ... -
Furious McDonald Had Warned Kids Not To Leave House Without Balaclavas
A FURIOUS Mary Lou McDonald has been talked down by her fellow party members from giving her children 24 hours ...